
But wait, didn't round 6 happen last week, how is it now round 5? Yes, yes it did.
Two things may have happened: a) the magnitude of the fight caused a rift in time 2) I fucked up and realized my error only after I couldn't change the title of the poll. I'm going to assume that, as I am utterly infallible, I did not fuck up. Nevertheless, I have fired up my Delorean to 88.8 mph for an adventure through space and time to bring you back the missing round.
This week- or is it last week?...time travel is confusing- we turn our attention to DakkaDakka, the fightingest gaming forum on the net. Somebody actually had the gall to ask if "Eldars ower powered?" Wow asinine and not even spelled correctly (more on that below, lol). Well I'll let the idiots do the speaking from now on (except for where I interject [I can't even help myself from interjecting my interjections]). As ever, none of the names have been changed to protect the innocent, but their avatars have been for my own amusement. After you've read this make sure you hit up the poll at the upper right of the page to vote on this week's winner.
Two things may have happened: a) the magnitude of the fight caused a rift in time 2) I fucked up and realized my error only after I couldn't change the title of the poll. I'm going to assume that, as I am utterly infallible, I did not fuck up. Nevertheless, I have fired up my Delorean to 88.8 mph for an adventure through space and time to bring you back the missing round.
This week- or is it last week?...time travel is confusing- we turn our attention to DakkaDakka, the fightingest gaming forum on the net. Somebody actually had the gall to ask if "Eldars ower powered?" Wow asinine and not even spelled correctly (more on that below, lol). Well I'll let the idiots do the speaking from now on (except for where I interject [I can't even help myself from interjecting my interjections]). As ever, none of the names have been changed to protect the innocent, but their avatars have been for my own amusement. After you've read this make sure you hit up the poll at the upper right of the page to vote on this week's winner.


Wraithlords have no invulnerable save and are huge targets. Sure T8 is hard to crack, but it's not like the heavy weapons won't be aimed at it anyway.
I could think of more specific reasons but I'm at work and tired so I'll let the others do it ~well thanks for sharing

As far as wraithlords and phoenix lords are concerned, i don't really no alot about eldar, but Crazythang has used Marun Ra (phoenix lord, right?) ~wrong there is no Marun Ra or even Maroon Ra and he was pretty annoying, but it didn't really own me. As for wraithlords they look like something thats going to draw alot of fire, but probably put down the hurt, but i doubt they're op...


PLords are poor units, being FAR to expensive for what they do, and lacking any Inv saves means they go squish pretty easily.
WLords - yeah, they look impressive, but their only W3 and very slow, and suck in CC if you can hit them with a unit that can hurt them (ie Hammerinators, 'Stealers, other MCs etc)
@Skinnattittar - I've disagree ~I have disagree too that there an easy army to do well with ~there are not easy to do well with :P - certianly Mech or Jetlock can be a bit point and click, but Guardian Mobs do not do very well generaly (I think we all know the expection to this) ~Please tell me that you aren't refering to Reece Robinns. I think Wraithwall suffers vs Mech, as its a very slow list, and has little CC potentail in its wraith units and their short range shooting (on the Wguard)


The topic itself isn't that useful as well. ~not useful, eh? I have traveled further into the future and seen that you will post several more times here...back to detention with you...unless you want the horns, that is....
Nothing is overpowered and nothing is cheese. "'Overpowered'/'Cheese' is the cry of the unprepared." ~I clearly don't appreciate your existence, but will grudgingly agree with you here.
Maybe they got outplayed? Maybe the dice sucked or were really hot? Maybe the player screwed up so bad it was hard for the Eldar player to not smack the opponent around? Etc.



I can hardly speak a word of any other language... so I congratulate anyone who can even manage what this guy has. ~I accept your congratulations on behalf of multilingual individuals everywhere. There will be an awards ceremony in my honor following the fight.




although its fair to say i am pretty rubbish at it anyway ~durr, and speaking of hurr durrr...


Scissors is working as intended.
Please nerf paper. ~ok so kind of funny, but I for one am getting really fucking sick of this fucking rock, paper, scissors analogy that keeps fucking popping the fuck up all over the fucking place...fuck. It doesn't make any fucking sense. Those 3 are each balanced in their own way in roshambo...your imagery is weak and wrong. To that end I shall be deleting the MANY references to rock paper scissors in the rest of this thread.

I've used Lesser Daemons, Spawn, Possessed, Plasma Pistol Zerkers, Wingless Princes and rapid fire Raptors to good use...and they are supposedly the underpowered stuff... ~and your point is that you don't know how to build a balanced list?

When dice are taken under consideration there are no 100% victors. But come on. We don't live in a fairy tale land ~I do. still waiting on my daemon prince charming, though, and nothing is just black or white. ~why do I have the sudden urge to smash a car and punish my genitals? Board games aren't 100% balanced. ~I know, mousetrap always had all those warped parts and never worked out right in the end. There are some thing more powerful than others. Some more and some less.

SM are costed appropiately...no issues.
Plague Marines are a point under while Possessed/LDs/Spawn are more than one point overcosted. ~by who's reckoning? Please issue a reworked comp-based codex for us
Their rules sets are still functional...just expensive for it. ~I edited your last sentence so it makes sense now. You're welcome douche The rules are not broken, it's just the points cost.
I can the flip side where the points 'could' be fine if the rules change, but it's just easier to change the points costs than the rules set. ~I can the verb
"There are some thing more powerful than others. Some more and some less. "
And when you take everythig into account it balances out and you deal with gak like it's always been dealt with.
/shrug. It is a Complete and total information available game...there is nothing that that can't be anticipated and everything has counters...whether it be units/list/deployment/tactics/blah. There is no cheese when it's available to everyone to use or browse through and see how it ticks. ~damn it, I dislike everything about you, but you keep making sense. well more or less...
Ex. Seer Council... Fortune fails, boom, the gak hits the fan.
Jaws and Lash... meching up mitigates it and makes it largely wasted the first half of the game...easy.
Nob Bikers: PBS, str 8 variety, counter charging Asstermy equivalents and sacrificial unit usage.
Necron Phalanx was the cry of the past, it doesn't show up any more.
What else is there?
Biker lists: focus fire, keep to terrain, stay higher in terrain...etc, etc, etc.




From my experience, it's said that Eldar are hard to use/master and that they are fragile to balance their extreme niche units.
Just wierd ~please see me after class to hear ~it's HERE fuck face...oh wait...shit... the opposite.

So while making an Eldar list might be difficult from scratch with no assistance, ~but Eldars are the auto pwn nOOb army #1. You told me that. I don't know what to believe in anymore it only takes a click of the mouse to find what you need. Consider an IG Codex. That are many units in there that seem enticing, but simply jumping onto Dakka Dakka here and asking "what SHOULDN'T I take" will very quickly let you know what units to avoid (such as Ogryns, Deathstrike Missiles, Primaris Psyker, etc...). You don't need to spend years learning the army and playing a variety of lists to figure out how to use them to a degree of competency.

but again, im pretty rubbish , having just started up, only 3 years experience :( ~well by Reece Robbins' standards that makes you damn near a veteran. Also here's a tip: if you're trying to make a point or change someone's opinion don't say that you know nothing.
Well there you have it. We've traveled through the warp all the way back to last week to bear witness to some epic stupidity. Sound off and make sure you vote on this week's winner.
5 comments:
Me brain am hurt
...from going BACK IN TIME?
I motion that the poll be changed from "winner" to "who most needs to be set on fire". Though it would be a tie between Skinnattittar and Sanctjud, it would make me feel better.
Ever want to cry, and gouge out your own brain? Yeah. That.
A couple of questions.
How the f*%k do you read through this utter trash and stay sane? (assuming you are)
How do you not make twice as many comments about the same utter trash?
Hilarious, but unbelievably painful read!
Great post. Wait... did I spelt that correctly? I mean come on. If you are going to call a non English speaker up on language at least make sure your post is tip top.
What was Henners91's prize? I think he should be genuinely be given one. I think he's the only one I don't want to poke in the eye! <3
Great read, once again!
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