Hypocrite of the Week; Project Mayhem

Somebody was kind enough to send me a link to this BoLS article, so that I might witness a the trip into the depths of hell that is the comments section. 
The article itself is a pretty banal, slow news day style article.  I actually feel sort of bad for Goatboy for having to write this.  It's a shame that somebody with some actual tactical sense and list building prowess continually gets the "let's go check out the baby pandas at the zoo" assignments or the "vague open ended editorial to drive page views via inflammatory comments" style assignments. 

Now there's a ton of shit  that I could pick on in the article or the comments section.  Fuck, there's more stupidity than I could shake a stick at.  I'll try and keep this short, though.  I'm tired and it's noisy in my house* right now.  Anybody remember Zingbaby from FNIF, Round 17?  No?  Well here are some things that he said a few weeks ago:

"I'm not having any trouble with any list personally...

...and again for the last time, for yet another retard that can't read - I'm not losing to those lists and that is the farthest thing from my beef... but I'm certain you have too much Pwonage$$ to understand what I'm saying here anyway"

Arrogant, pompous, boastful, aggressive, and stupid- what's not to love?  Well that was about 3 weeks ago now.  Let's see what his tune is this week:

"I rarely win with my army, but I always have fun... and I know I could make a more efficient list and likely win more if I wanted to. "

Well have fun being a huge fucking hypocrite.  It sucks when somebody uses your own words to make you look like an ass.  This is why Internet anonymity is stupid.  You can say just about anything you want to about yourself without the risk of being fact checked**- I created the Internet, John Holmes was my father, and I own a Caribbean Island- one of the major ones. 

With that in mind, your homework for the week is to either fuck with Zingbaby*** or make the most ludicrous boast you can think of on a forum or blog.  Send me your results along with your screen name, a picture proving you are not Tom Kiryb#, and a link to wherever the mayhem has ensued to sodoffdethtron@gmail.com .  The funniest posts will be featured here over the weekend, unless I don't get any submissions again.


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*our handyman of dubious citizenship status is installing a garbage disposal.  Haven't had one of these in many many years.  I'm excited.

**unless your name is stelek, of course

***Now, I am not encouraging you to go out there and post his real identity and address and then send pizzas to him or male prostitutes or anything, but if that did happen, I'd lol.

# This only applies to Kirby.  All others do not have to send in a picture unless they want to.