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"Dethtron, you are...an asshole" - 38% of Dick Move Readers

" I probably won't read unless I'm bored as shit at work" - A. Hack

"I cannot bring myself to actually read this drivel"- anonymous

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Friday, July 23, 2010

Friday Night Internet Fight, Round 20 Results Show

We had a surprisingly low voter turnout for the first ever group snowmobiling of a thread.  Looks like I might have to start marketing towards the elderly to drive votes.  Or I guess I could always just mention one of the BoLS guys by name to drive page views or something.  Well anyway, 58 of you guys decided to participate in the polls and decided that "You guys can all go to hell.  You go to hell and you die"  (37%). 

32% of you thought that everyone rode the short bus to the fight, but only 17% of you guys wanted Pete Rose to put some pants on.  By default that means that 83% of you like Pete Rose's package.

Oh fuck, it looks like one of the actual fight participants got some votes.  Nice job Bramgaunt.  Way to carry a whopping 6% total in the poll.  Better luck next time.


Anonymous said...

I didn't vote as I was waiting for the pantsman to enter the running!

But no!

So fuck you Dethtron!

The_King_Elessar said...

I forget who I voted for! RAWR!

DFM said...

your all obviously wrong, the correct vote was the short bus.

Brent said...

I thought it was a lot of fun, but I'm guessing I won't be invited back since I couldn't quite get down the whole being mean thing.

I think it was the thread. It was hard to get a handle on it before we started sprinkling color all over it.

Chumbalaya said...

I loved it, but I think you should note beforehand that there's a 2 drink minimum for reading it.

Dethtron said...

....which of course pales in comparison to the minimum required for writing it...

Messanger of Death said...

Yay I voted for the winner. I think Lauby owes all of us drinks after exposing us to The Picture. And then doing it again on his blog.


Lauby said...

Mwuhahahaha. Wait til you see what's up on my blog now.

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