After writing up a fine review of the Soulgrinder one of the
As ever, none of the names have been changed to protect the innocent (and one of them is even a real live real person name), but their avatars have been for my own amusement. Be sure to vote in the poll after the fight; an old friend will be returning this week- don't miss out on the fun. Since there are only 2 participants this week, and the fight was contained in a single thread (so far, I have a feeling this saga isn't quite over), I didn't have to rearrange anything. So, for the first time ever you're getting a fight that I didn't have to edit in any way- a director's cut if you will. Enough of that though, I'll talk about that in the making of documentary and commentary track that follow*.
I'll cut the ranting off there. Read on for a fight that I, in my best Don King voice am officially dubbing "the faux hawk vs. the cult of personality."
~and wow, I'm vaguely offended already. Way to take a polarizing name, asshat Can you highlight the 'Crunch' ~you know nothing of the crunch so we can skip the 'fluff' (AKA Bad Jokes)? Thanks.
~a strong start, no buckling to pressure, will he quite while he's ahead? Nope, probably not
I'd write them even if I was the only person who thought it was funny.
But I'm not, so lighten up already!
Sorry you don't like my humor, but I'm writing 'Brent' ~please tell me that's not the title of your novel - I couldn't change if I tried
~looks like we can officially add humorless to the list of adjectives describing what a useless prick Warboss is
~but Brent, he said that he minds that you're not funny, so what you wrote makes no sense. well played
If you can't see past it all, vote with your mouse. ~how many votes do I get if I use a mouse and the identities of `14 recently deceased elderly to vote? Don't read any article I write.
Frankly, I'm tired of hearing writing advice from some dude who thought 'Warboss Stalin' was a clever idea. ~if you thought that was clever, just wait until my secret identity's alter ego's alter ego hits the scene- Adolf_Fitler
~and YOU'RE too stupid to realize that the quote in question is pretty fucking offensive in light of the historical context.
Could it be, I don't know, "One death is a tragedy - a million is a statistic?" ~oh shit and there I was thinking it was "the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few"
That's what you think is so clever you choose to emulate it as your choice of nickname? It's famous because of the sheer horror of 20 million plus dead boys. ~oh, now I see the humor
A generation dead. That was a start.
An Ork horde in a game is fantasy - in real life it's a nightmare.
Puppy.~the fuck? Don't memorize one quote and call yourself an intellectual. ~you missed a perfect opportunity to quote something/someone else, perhaps changing it in a way as to be snappy. Here I'll go. "All the world's a stage and you should be on the next one out of town" -W. Shakesbeer*
By the way, what you're looking for is 'you're' - as in the contraction, 'you are.' You've had half an hour to catch that mistake before I came along and called you on it.
That's funny. ~see if I can make the strictly average quote wall again.... When calling someone an idiot, it's generally best to avoid making grammatical mistakes
~fuck man, that's not even like the 50th quote that comes to mind when somebody mentions Stalin. I'm glad you get it and think it's clever though. How's that working out for you? Being clever... oh, you're a smug asshole. Well good luck with that Even in your replies you go off on tangents, assuming you know something about my intellect. ~you set the precedent for assumptions when you ASSUMED that Brent didn't know anything about Stalin, I think he proved you wrong as shit on that front If you can't handle criticism about your pathetic writing skills (or was that a pathetic attempt at satirical writing?), don't post anything at all. ~if you can't handle criticisms about how your screen name makes you sound like an asshole, fuck off and die
We're back to square one; if you don't like my articles, don't read 'em. If enough people don't read 'em, Big Red will drop me. ~does he provide you with safety gear before he drops you?
Start a club ~brutal dictators only. No girls allowed. Have a day.
*none of these things do or will exist