Scatter Template Calculator

Holy crap, one of the other YTTH writers actually put up something interesting. You should go check out Purgatus' work on developing a post entitled Scattering Templates: The Calculator. I won't get into the specifics here, as you can easily click the link, but this is a pretty impressive piece of math wizardry. There is some debate as to how accurate some of the calculations are, but it still serves as a good rough estimate of your chances of hitting various vehicles with the center of a blast template given either BS3 or BS4.

Friday Night Internet Fight, Round 15

Has there ever been a rules discussion on a forum that doesn't end in a dick-waving, name-calling fight between bullies? Well as far as my research indicates the answer is "no."

Burn in Hell You Racist Piece of Shit!!!!!!!

If you have the rare and amazing pleasure of knowing me in real life, you know that there isn't really much of anything that I believe in. If you don't know me, well, now you know. For better or worse, I honestly don't really give a shit. One of the (admittedly few) positive side effects of this is that it takes a lot to get me really mad.

igotsmeashitsandwich!!

Today in real non-competitive gaming I ran across this post from igotsmeakebab!! on Bolter and Chainsword. In his thread entitled "In-your-face 1,850pt list, Wha Bam," he has an idea for a Blood Angels list that is so overflowing with epic fail that it just makes me want to vomit exorcist style all over my laptop.

Dick Move Foundation for the Socially Awkward

As I have a big exam tomorrow that desperately needs my attention, the blog will be shorter today.

Fear not, though, as I have a big announcement to make. I would like to formally introduce the Dick Move Foundation for the Socially Awkward. Through this foundation I hope to help nerds develop the social skills necessary to function in society. For pennies a day, you can lend your support to a gamer in need.

Lady and gentlemen, barlio over on DakkaDakka needs our help. It seems he's having problems confronting a "bully" at his local gaming store. The bully himself, sounds like pure Dick Move fodder- spreading misinformation, giving bad advice, and loudly pontificating on opinions that are blatantly wrong. Unfortunately, barlio seems to lack the social skills to confront the unnamed assailant. Instead, he must retreat behind his (admittedly sweet Team America) Avatar to ask for our help*. What say you? What would you advise barlio does to gain the self esteem necessary to tell his mortal enemy to shut the fuck up? Sound off in the comments here and over on DakkaDakka to help this guy out.

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* But Dethtron, aren't you anonymously attacking people, while hiding behind your Internet persona? Doesn't this make you a hypocrite?

~You don't know me! ::wags head::